Reasons to drink alcohol on a daily basis

Monday: Monday blues. Drink to forget.
Tuesday: Residues of monday blues. Drink to clear everything off.
Wesnesday: Mid of weekday. Drink to celebrate as you managed to survive till the mid.
Thursday: The starting of the downhill week. Drink to get ready yourself.
Friday: The last day of weekend. Drink to celebrate the coming of the weekends.
Saturday: The first day of the weekend! Who doesn't party on this day?
Sunday: The last day of the weenend. Drink, as Monday blues is about to come.

What do you think? Valid reasons to drink all day aye?
Sigh. I need some drinks now. Someone spare me some?